Just drags on and on

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago on 9 March 2007 10:02 (A review of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)

At the beginning, it's very funny. Hilariously funny. But eventually the same joke over and over gets tiring. Maybe I'll finishing watching it... maybe not...

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Most Awesomest Movie Evar

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago on 2 March 2007 09:24 (A review of Mad Max)

A bit of suspense, a bit of action, a bit of dystopia... Mel Gibson before he went wacko. What else do we need?

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Quirky - Fun if you can ignore the Keanu

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago on 2 March 2007 09:12 (A review of River's Edge)

Yes, there once was a time when Crispin Glover was billed BEFORE Keanu Reeves. Crispin is really the only reason to watch this movie, Dennis Hopper parts are sporadic. Interesting to watch how Keanu is STILL playing the same character he did in this movie. Industrial music fan bonus: listen for the Cat Rapes Dog samples.

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A Horror Film for Parents of Tween Girls

Posted : 1 year, 6 months ago on 1 February 2007 11:40 (A review of Thirteen)

Yes, kids have a severe chemical imbalance going on in their heads during the teen years. And don't do drugs, kiddos, it just makes it worse.

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I Love This Movie But...

Posted : 1 year, 7 months ago on 20 January 2007 03:04 (A review of Gangs of New York)

I love this movie, it would be 10/10 if Lenny D wasn't in it.

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A Steaming Pile of S**t

Posted : 1 year, 7 months ago on 6 January 2007 01:30 (A review of Armageddon)

"I have a great idea for a movie... Let's get all of Hollywood's most annoying actors together, put them all in to a pseudo sci-fi where everybody dies after they get to land the space shuttle on an asteroid moving at 100000 miles per hour and then drive a space monster truck on it and then blow up some nukes and save the Earth... Yeah! That would be an awesome movie! But then let's take THAT idea and make it 100 times MORE unbelievable and lame."

That's this movie.

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